Tuesday, November 25, 2008

A Plabnox Christmas: Noam Chomsky's Wishlist

No one loves to consume more than Noam Chomsky. This year, Noam has given Plabnox Cures a sneak preview of his wishlist, which he will distribute to family and friends at Thanksgiving dinner.

1. A new Lexus

2. A trip to the south of France

3. Season tickets to the Metropolitan Opera

4. A pound of truffles

5. A supine trip up Mount Everest on the backs of Sherpas

6. A manatee

7. A castle

8. An iPhone

9. A speedboat

10. A shopping spree at Herm├Ęs

11. A diamond tiara

12. Iraq (first choice) or Pakistan (second choice)

Noam Chomsky plans to go hog-wild at his local shopping mall on Black Friday.

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