Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Maternity Leave

PLABNOX CURES PRESS ROOM, New York City - Dr. Prosperina Swinnard has requested maternity leave after being impregnated with approximately 27 brainchildren. She intends to return to her regular job once thought cultivation, the cerebral harvest and reification are complete. Her employer has yet to respond to the request.

1 comment:

Bio Nerd said...

Maternity Leave is a sore subject here at LaSalle, after one of our employees decided to get prego and take maternity leave (first time this has happened in the company). The company decided that they would give her four weeks, not the normal six weeks, HR Hans said that the only way she would get six would be if there were compilications, so she should hope for that. cool. Two days after her return from leave an email was sent to the company saying that we no longer have maternity leave. If we decide to have a baby we can take vacation time. cool.