Oscar Nominees

We’re going to the OSCARS!!! We’re going BACKSTAGE!!!!

Oscar season is fast approaching and Plabnox is going to spill the beans—we’re announcing the nominations in advance of all other publications, so go ahead and impress everyone you know with your insider knowledge.

And the nominees are…

Best German Short
· Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980) Dir. by Rainer Werner Fassbinder; Runtime: 940 minutes
· Greed (1924) Dir. by Erich von Stroheim; Runtime: 540 minutes

Best Assistant
· Aaron Janus

Best Actor in the Penultimate Scene of a Season Finale
· James Woods in Shark (2006) (see clip below)

Best Light Comedy
· Funny Games (1998) Dir. by Michael Haneke

Best Documentary
· I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)

Best Shark Film
· Raging Sharks (2005) Dir. by Danny Lerner
· Red Water (2003) Dir. by Charles Robert Carner
· Shark Attack 3 (2004) Dir. by David Worth

Best Musical
· Sweet Movie (1974) Dir. by Dusan Makavejev

Best Blockbuster
· 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days (2007) Dir. by Cristian Mungiu

Best Feminist Feature
· There Will Be Blood (2008) Dir. by Paul Thomas Anderson
· No Country for Old Men (2007) Dir. by les Frères Coen

Best Actress
· Susan Batson in Girl 6 (1996) Dir. by Spike Lee

Most Bombastic
· The Departed (2006) Dir. by Martin Scorsese

Best Continental Shelf

· Velizar Binev as "Volkoff" in Shark Zone (2003) Dir. by Danny Lerner